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Posted on 1st Sep at 8:44 PM, with 50,245 notes
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
Posted on 1st Sep at 8:43 PM, with 503,783 notes
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Posted on 1st Sep at 8:02 PM, with 431,005 notes

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:45 PM, with 112,202 notes
brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:20 PM, with 581,004 notes
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
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darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:06 PM, with 36,702 notes

high-metafive:

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

guiltgrief
HEY REMEMBER THAT ONE TIM
Posted on 1st Sep at 4:22 PM, with 90,937 notes
lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:09 PM, with 562,679 notes

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:07 PM, with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: Are you finished with those errands?

0sis:

;_;Nope. D: I told you,I haven’t went up your ass yet. >_> Lolwut.

I HATE U SO MUCH I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID OMG

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:05 PM, with 415 notes
A set of Norman Reedus reaction gifs for Sarah 
Posted on 1st Sep at 1:08 PM, with 21,760 notes

guy:

same

Posted on 1st Sep at 12:48 PM, with 25,569 notes

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

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